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Por whc018 - 9 de Mayo, 2013, 5:19, Categoría: General
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Concerned about the threats of global warming? Afraid of the boogey
man? Well, forgot all that there is a new monster in town Hoodia
Gordonii. It is always good to know something about the monsters you
fear so let's give a quick recap on Hoodia Gordonii.
Gordonii is a succulent plant that grows in South Africa. The SAN
Bushmen have chewed on Hoodia for close to 1,000 years to reduce their
appetite while on long hunting trips. Hoodia is now a highly sought
after plant for it ability to suppress appetite. In fact, Hoodia
Gordonii is in such high demand it is considered a protected plant and
can only be exported with a special permit from the government of South
Africa (a CITES permit).
Okay, now you have the facts on Hoodia
Gordonii but the real mystery lies in how it is self replicating and
taking over the world. I understand some might want me to provide
evidence that a self replicating Hoodia monster exists outside of my
imagination, so here you go.
Hoodia is self replicating in email in boxes.
I probably do not need to tell you Cheap Monster Beats
this one. We have all received the Hoodia spam. Great tidbits like
"Lose 30 pounds while you sleep. Never eat again." Recently it seems as
if these emails are multiplying. It is like the Hoodia spam got together
with the Viagra spam and had spam babies!
Hoodia spam is
replicating and filling our inboxes. Of course, no one selling Hoodia by
spam is actually selling real authentic Hoodia but that does not stop
the emails from replicating. It is clear that in the online world Hoodia
spam is a growing monster to fear.
Hoodia is self replicating in tubs in South Africa.
you may be with me on the fact that Hoodia is a replicating monster
online but the problem goes beyond the online world. After much
research, I must conclude that Hoodia plants are replicating and
planning to take over the world. I will need to give some statistics and
history to prove this point, so bear with me
Hoodia Gordonii is
endangered of becoming extinct, so it is protected by a UN treaty called
CITES (Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild
Fauna and Wild Flora). What this means is that a CITES permit must be
issued for all Hoodia Gordonii that is exported from South Africa. This
provides a very easy way to track how much Hoodia is being exported and
ensure the Hoodia Monster Dre Beats plant is not harvested to the point of extinction.
Gass, chairperson of the Cape Ethno-botanical Growers' Association,
said at an International workshop in Cape Town, that Cape Nature (who
issues all CITES permits) had given permits for 25 tons of dried hoodia
to be exported in 2005 and 49 tons in 2006.
Since Hoodia is dried
at a 10 to 1 ratio, 49 tons of dried Hoodia would translate into 500
tons of actual Hoodia plant. What is the big deal you ask? Well, Gass
went on to say "I know there are not 500 tons available in the Western
Cape, so where did this hoodia come from?"
Run for your life
Hoodia is self replicating in tubs! How do 49 tons of dried Hoodia get
exported when 500 tons of Hoodia plants do not exist in the Western
Cape? The answer is clear to me you simply fill a 25 Kilo Hoodia
container with only 10 Kilos of Hoodia and give it a good shake. Open
the lid and the 25 Kilo Hoodia contain will be full thanks to the self
replicating Hoodia monster.
Hoodia is self replicating in bottles in the US.
have just conclusively proven that the self replicating Hoodia monster
lives in tubs in South Africa - but wait - it gets even scarier. While
49 tons of Hoodia were exported in 2006, estimates put the amount of
Hoodia supplements made in the US at about 100 tons. Yes, that is right
dried Hoodia powder has found a way to double its quantity in just one
year. Does this monster have any weakness?
This is why I can't
sleep at night Hoodia gets to the US and then starts replicating in
bottles. When will it stop? How soon before Hoodia starts to take our
jobs and control our lives? Hoodia is spreading online and in the real
world like a true epidemic. Where do I get my Hoodia vaccine?
Why do experts refuse to accept the existence of the Hoodia Monster?
there are some who do not agree with my conclusions I call these people
the "Dreamers". Dreamers live in blissful ignorance of the Hoodia
monster and offer up oddball theories on Hoodia. Dreamers claim that
Hoodia is being illegally exported from South Africa and other plants
are being sold as Hoodia. Hoodia is not self replicating in tubs, it is
just that people are lying about what is in the tubs. Dreamers go on to
say that in the US 90% of the Hoodia supplements on the market are not
made with authentic Hoodia. Hoodia is not self replicating in bottles it
is just that dishonest people are putting saw dust in a capsule and
calling it Hoodia. At least, Dreamers are not nave enough to doubt my
claims about Hoodia spam growing out of control.
In the end,
which is scarier my theory that a self replicating Hoodia monster exists
or the Dreamers theory that people are lying, deceiving and illegally
exporting Hoodia? I don't know about you, but I feel more comfortable
sticking with my Hoodia monster theory. At least we know if we leave the
light on at night the Hoodia monster will not be able to get us.http://www.europeana.eu/portal/http://tg0181812.arteblog.com.br/ http://salesbeatsbydre.blogspot.com/
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